Or, if you're looking for something a little more budget-friendly, check out our new selection of weird. Lots of new stuff recently added, and coming soon - like tomorrow soon. Skull caps from Burma. Embalming syringes. Dental tack guns. (Google that crap if you've never heard of it. Or just ask us to explain. These things are CRAZY.)
And if you're still in the mood for an embalming machine, let us know - the second one is not so rare, so it's cheaper.